One cold Halloween two friends, Greg and David, were going to a haunted house. It was actually an old hotel. When they got there they were served hot blood and eyeball soup in a cold bowl. "Can't we have some of that pizza over there?" asked David. "Yes, do you mean the pizza with worms?" asked the waiter.
The two boys decided not to eat for now and moved on to an upstairs room. They both peeked into a room before entering. "Do you think they are monsters?" asked Greg. Before David could answer they both heard monster mash music and ran back downstairs. Now there were monsters dancing everywhere. They saw zombies, werewolves, witches and other monsters. The witches invited the boys to join them and they did.
At 9:00 pm the boys went out to meet Greg's mother. "How was your night boys?" asked Greg's mom as the boys climbed into the car. "Lets just say it was a wild monster night," answered Greg.