| Halloween Jokes 2 - Ghost Jokes |
| Genre: Humor |
| By sanford | |
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What does a ghost do when he gets in a car?
Puts his sheet belt on.
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What did one ghost say to another?
Don't spook until you're spooken to.
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Little Boo Peep.
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What game do young ghosts love to play?
Hide and shriek.
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How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He says Boooooo Hoooooo.
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What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-etti
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What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
Ghoul-keeper
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Why do ghosts hate rain?
It dampens their spirits. |
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Published: 2007-10-24 18:54:31
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