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Halloween Jokes 3 - Vampire Jokes
Genre: Humor
By sanford
 3.04 of 5

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

He starts coffin.

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Why is the vampire so unpopular?

Because he is a pain in the neck.

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What did the vampire say when he had bitten someone?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they love the dark.

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What is Dracula's favorite place in New York?

The Vampire State Building.

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What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor?

Vein-illa
 

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Published: 2007-10-29 18:59:00

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