| Halloween Jokes 3 - Vampire Jokes |
| Genre: Humor |
| By sanford | |
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How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin.
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Why is the vampire so unpopular?
Because he is a pain in the neck.
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What did the vampire say when he had bitten someone?
It's been nice gnawing you.
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How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they love the dark.
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What is Dracula's favorite place in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
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What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa |
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Published: 2007-10-29 18:59:00
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