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Halloween Jokes 3 - Vampire Jokes
Genre: Humor
By sanford
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How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

He starts coffin.


Why is the vampire so unpopular?

Because he is a pain in the neck.


What did the vampire say when he had bitten someone?

It's been nice gnawing you.


How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they love the dark.


What is Dracula's favorite place in New York?

The Vampire State Building.


What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor?


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Published: 2007-10-29 18:59:00

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