| Halloween Jokes 4 |
| Genre: Humor |
| By sanford | |
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone.
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Why don't skeletons wear shorts?
Because they have bony knees.
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
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Do zombies have trouble getting dates?
No, they can usually dig someone up.
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What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
He rolls them back to her. |
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Published: 2007-10-31 19:01:17
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