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Halloween Jokes 4
Genre: Humor
By sanford
 2.15 of 5

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle his funny bone.


Why don't skeletons wear shorts?

Because they have bony knees.


How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.


Do zombies have trouble getting dates?

No, they can usually dig someone up.


What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?

He rolls them back to her.

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Published: 2007-10-31 19:01:17

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