Do you believe in Santa Claus? Well, I don’t, but it doesn’t matter because I’m going to tell you why I, don’t believe in him. First, he’s to fat to fit in the chimney, and your chimney is for air to come out not to have a man go down it. Second, do you honestly think that a man who looks like he’s pregnant will break into your house in the middle of the night, and give you a present just for being good? I mean that’s what parents are for. Third, Santa won’t spend like 1,000 bucks on a wii, or 50 bucks on a jacket, that’s why we have parents. Last but not least reindeer walk not fly. And that’s why I don’t believe in Santa Claus.
