Do you believe in Santa Claus? Well, I donít, but it doesnít matter because Iím going to tell you why I, donít believe in him. First, heís to fat to fit in the chimney, and your chimney is for air to come out not to have a man go down it. Second, do you honestly think that a man who looks like heís pregnant will break into your house in the middle of the night, and give you a present just for being good? I mean thatís what parents are for. Third, Santa wonít spend like 1,000 bucks on a wii, or 50 bucks on a jacket, thatís why we have parents. Last but not least reindeer walk not fly. And thatís why I donít believe in Santa Claus.